May 2013
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I TURNED IN MY GEOM EXAM AT 11:58 AND ANYTHING TURNED IN PAST 12 WOULD HAVE BEEN AN INSTANT 0 I WAS 2 MINUTES CLOSE TO FAILING THE GLASS
BREATHES HEAVILY
also ive been up for 38 hours now i am so tired goodnight dont expect me up for a year
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dany: [says something in dothraki]
missandei: no, khaleesi
missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
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ambitiousidealist replied to your post: ive had <6 minutes of sleep today IM SO PUMPED
there there :< I do hope you feel fine even with that lack of sleep
i literally feel the best ive felt in a while like no sarcasm i got 6 minutes of sleep and i have energy but im too tired to be sad and shit like
emotions take a lot of energy for me
and ive been up for 26 hours
so im just sort...
adabana-kiss:
queenacrossthewaters:
ive had <6 minutes of sleep today IM SO PUMPED
GET IT, GIRL.
ive had <6 minutes of sleep today IM SO PUMPED
jacknoir:
“whats up”
“the roof”
kilisbeard:
rolypolydandy:
fapoleon-bonerparte:
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
10000bc:
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
egberts:
nicolasiscaged:
what do #1 pencils look like
camouflagedpeeta:
jubetheboob:
camouflagedpeeta:
in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
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ferretdog:
probably the worst thing u can say to someone about college is that their major is useless
boosprite:
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at...
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
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ok but my geometry teachers name is max pavlovsky and it reminds me of mike wazowski from monsters inc and i cant take him seriously its a problem
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IVE COMPLETED 4 WHOLE COURSES TONIGHT (THEY WERE ALL AT 80%-90% COMPLETE)
IVE DRANK LIKE 10 CUPS OF COFFEE
I CAN HEAR MY BLOOD FLOW
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ive written two 3k word essays and completed an exam IM DOING IT CHILDREN
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lets play how much coffee can i drink without dying so i can do my 305049534 homework assignments before the due date that is in 24 hours
patrickstormborn:
CATELYN STARK SENDS HER REGARDS will be the last words benioff and weiss ever hear
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topartywithgatsby:
instead of “the great gatsby” they should call it “the old sport”
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carstairsangel:
When not all the books in the series are the same height.
When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
millamillakyun:
Metal Gear Salad
dampsandwich:
vagisodium:
dampsandwich:
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
